So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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