I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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