He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I need to sanitize my soul.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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