How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
