Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
