think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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