never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
