you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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