I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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