We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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