I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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