I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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