After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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