please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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