can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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