No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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