im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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