Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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