He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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