whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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