I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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