I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
