I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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