This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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