they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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