She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
it's great music for shaving your balls
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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