we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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