dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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