is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
