But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Randomize
