I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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