are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Randomize
