love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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