Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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