new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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