Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
bring money and cleavage
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Randomize
