This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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