Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i think i have herpe
just one?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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