If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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