that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
