So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Fuck me I smell like cheese
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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