you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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