let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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