let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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