Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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