I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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