Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I think my nap took me to another dimension
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
