You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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