i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
