You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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