found the other keg... it's in the tree
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
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