she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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