I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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