lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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