Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
