did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I am one with the molecules
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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