Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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