why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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