Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
